Kirk Lombard is an inter-tidal harvester of stuff and man does he have a thirst for life. This video, created by The Selby (purveyor of all things hipster and cool), documents Lombard’s frantic search for a horse necked clam. You actually get to see him writhe, armpit-deep in a slurry of greyish brown sand to emerge triumphantly, waving said god-awful penis-shaped clam with one (mostly) gloved hand. Gosh, if this video doesn’t make you get up tomorrow with renewed vigor and an insatiable thirst for your goals in life, then there is no hope for you. Go get your horse necked clam and suck the marrow out of it.